For he's a jolly goodfella!

Hey there. It's me, Phil. Yes - that Phil.
You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a goodfella. He's one of us." You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys. Today we are celebrating the birthday of one those goodfellas. Deniz, you're really funny guy. I'm glad I got to know you. You are like a brother to me. All of those years you've grown on me. Each of those moments we discussed things. Every comic I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. But a memory I will be glad to remember.

...Twenty-three years. Don't they go by in a blink....

YO GRAMPS, YOU'RE FUCKING OLD!

- Phil

Back home after the paperwork is done

So there's this guy I know and his father runs a huge company, he was slated to be the next in line and his business acumen is up there but his sister knew more about distribution and so the son was pushed aside, years later after the son built his own company and his dear sister was running the huge company in circles and in some people's opinion into the ground the son came back and told her that he still had a large amount of stock in his fathers company. So the father made the son a deal, if he can beat a professional fighter then he gets the flagship part of the company. Isn't professional wrestling fun? You come back after years and get the entire company if you beat a man in a fistfight without rules....

-adios,D.

Freddy Mercury and Hunter S Thompson, our idols

I don't think there has ever been a year of my life without any newfound appreciation for Freddy Mercury, so much music has come and gone for me but Freddy Mercury was always a stable in my library. There is always a song I rediscover, a story I hear for the first time about the man Mercury and for the past ten years this also very much applies to Hunter S. Thompson.
Dick Cheney on the other hand is somewhat of an antithesis to me, he lies through his teeth whenever he talks whereas I tell the absolute unadulterated truth to everyone and thusly get all the votes. I'm like an intelligent version of Trump I suppose. And a better looking version. Faster, stronger, more charming...I suppose I'm nothing like Donald Trump, I'm my own superamazing being that made some great jokes in today's youtube let's play episode.Link

-adios,D.

Douchebaggetry should be a word

I only vaguely remember our recordingsessions for the let's play's on our youtube channel so I as well as you guys am watching these eagerly(I hope this is the case for you guys, also subscribe!) and honestly? I usually can't stand hearing or seeing myself on a screen but these let's plays are quite the treat in my opinion, I legit enjoy them.
So we are approaching our 450th comic and...it has been quite the journey hasn't it? I can almost see the goal of world domination right there where the sun is setting.

-adios,D.

Having fun in Hell

I caught up on It's always sunny in Philadelphia and this comic kind of stems from that, initially I was gonna make us use pitchforks on human pinatas someplace in hell but that was an It's always sunny joke I supposed so instead I went with this.
In other news, did you know that we have a youtube account? Yeah we totally do and we started uploading stuff there! https://www.youtube.com/user/unlimitedammocomic

-adios,D.

The gang becomes homeless

So I picked up the books we made and looked through some of the old comics, first of, NEVER GO BACK and secondly, jesus christ we've been doing this for a whiiiile now. I wasn't even 18 yet when we started making this comic and I had no neck, well, comic me didn't. I don't really know why I'm telling you this, you guys should totally go back read all of our old comics and give us more hits but I might never do that again.

-adios,D.

The guys sell lemonade

I really thought that people down in hell would be up for some refreshments but apparently we put up this stand during mandatory curling play hours. They sure know how to torture people in hell.

-adios,D.

P.S.: If you actually like curling...I'm soooo sorry.

9 out of ten times we would totally blow up our house

I have nothing to say....this is weird...there isn't even a rant here that I want to keep secret so that you don't realise how rotten i TRULY am deep inside, there's just nothing I wanna talk about and neither is there anything in my head.
I had a huge headache and slept half the day so now I'm just blegh in the head.

-adios,D.